I love you!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

When i think of you, i stop thinking...

my name is takiyah and i can rhyme. why you watching me so ,you smelling like sour lime.

if you can't move here, can you move to a city with cheaper flights?

I just called to say I WANT you!!

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I AM SCHIZOPHRENIC AND SO AM I

Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what happened to you?

Orgasm. That's your Valentine's Day gift.

You are the one and only valentine. Ah, John, right?